'Why are those two dudes kissing?' 'You'll learn about that in two years.' — Z92's Todd 'N Tyler discuss Stacey Campfield's 'Don't Say Gay' bill

"I learned from my uncle."

"Uncle No Pockets?"

"I was six.'"

 "Can we say 'buttsex?' "

"Can we still say 'Big Gay Al?' "

Even in red states, Tennessee's ridiculous bill, introduced simultaneously in that state's senate and house, respectively, by Stacey Campfield and Bill Dunn (both of Knoxville), is being relentlessly mocked.