SFPD tells officer Chris Kohrs he can't patrol the Castro any longer because he's too hot

We suppose it would be a distraction to drunk tourists in San Francisco stumbling out of Castro gay bars for the city to offer them an inducement to be arrested.
     This reminds us of Hillary Clinton's remark long ago about the pulchritude of a Norwegian security detail surrounding her on a trip, which, paraphrased, was: If you get a ticket in Norway, consider yourself lucky.
     Or, as Craig Ferguson once said in an elevator skit: "Are you a real cop or are you a stripper cop?"
     Said Kohrs:

    They prefer to keep me out of the Castro area just because it gets kind of crazy sometimes when I go down there.'

Kohrs has been relocated to the Haight.