Fake Onion people react to Sesame Street's dismissal of facebook campaign to get Bert and Ernie married

(Sesame Street bogusly claims that Bert and Ernie are puppets and don't have a sexual orientation, unlike, say, Kermit and Miss Piggy.) Onion men and women on the street weight in here.

The petition-writers clearly don't know their Sesame Street history. The construction workers Biff and Sully were the ones who truly pushed an aggressive gay agenda in the 1970s.

Zelma Wash
Heel Gouger