I hate it when the carnival barkers for reactionary Christianity
figure out how to mine popular culture...
The witty posters over at Pam's House Blend
(look right and scroll up or down for the link)
have their own take on "If College is a Watch, then Liberty's a Rolex"
KatRose: Liberty's a Timex
Jerry Falwell's roasting on a spit,
Because he was an ass who talked bigoted shit,
Now we're stuck in a college that's completely two-bit,
And we're too utterly deluded to know we shoulda quit,
Although I am surrounded by losers, I now must admit.
We're the most benighted and illiterate kids in the nation
because here at Liberty, [chorus] We learn creation!
We ain't got no sinful homos or dykes here at all
'Cuz we only do it in airport toilet stalls
AJD: If college is a watch, Liberty is a sundial.
What they don't tell you is that it's really r0lex. It's nice to know that even spam can be an inspiration.
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