Desperate Housewives: Andrew hits the bottle, crashes in the wrong houseKaren: 'If I wanted a drunk homo on my couch, I would have married my college boyfriend!'

Last night's Desperate Housewives revealed that Andrew has drifted into the Lush Life. Mother Bree got the news early in the morning.

"It's Karen. Get your ass over here. I got something that belongs to you. Little hint: it reeks of Mai Tais and you gave birth to it... If I wanted a drunk homo on my couch, I would have married my college boyfriend."
     Andrew: "I didn't break in. I got a little confused and went in the wrong house. You gotta admit, all these places kinda look the same."