Russian homophobes with assault rifles now evidently looking for LGBTs

Earlier this week, Vladimir Putin was forced by worldwide revulsion, demonstrations and President Obama's vow to meet with Russian LGBT activists, to comment on the war on Russian LGBTs Putin has engineered via draconian new legislation as a distraction to deflect attention on the corruption of his government.

"I assure you that I work with these people, I sometimes award them with state prizes or decorations for their achievements in various fields," Putin said in an interview with Associated Press and Russia's state Channel 1 television.

Meanwhile, the BBC interviewed "Yekaterina," head of one of many Russian 'Occupy Paedophilia' chapters: "Our priority is uncovering cases of pedophilia. But we are also against the promotion of homosexuality and if, along the way, we encounter people of non-traditional sexual orientation, we can kill two birds with one stone."

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