It was the 22nd episode of Season One and the script was written by Dorothy Cooper and Barbara Hammer from an original story by Ed James.
Kathy: You're the bride!
Bud: What? ... Do I look like a bride?
Jim: Now... Start with the left foot.
Bud: If this ever gets out I'll never be able to show my face again!
Jim: Oh, NO ONE'S GOING TO TELL.
Bud: Have a heart, dad.
Margaret: Stop arguing. Act like a bride.
Bud: How can I try out for the football team if the fellas ever find out I was a bride?
We like the part at the end where (as AKSARBENT spins it) Bud wept over the one who got away.