The hilarious Super Bowl flowchart you should have consulted before the game

This pre-game chart was drawn up by perhaps the funniest former Nebraskan (now a Chicago-area lawyer) on the Internet: @fauxpelini, the twitter alter ego of former NU coach Bo Pelini. He (faux) is quasi-anonymous, meaning the Omaha and Lincoln papers know who he is, but most Nebraskans, who follow him on twitter by the tens of thousands, do not. (Click on chart to enlarge.)