Friday, May 23, 2014

Violent Duck Dynasty homophobe Phil Robertson, merchandising mascot at Cabelas, Walmart and Cracker Barrel, goes off on gays again

Dry drunk Phil Robertson's old man sanctimony has a nasty, violent provenance but Robertson blames that history on Satan and a permissive 60s culture — not himself — insisting that outside forces were responsible for the eight years of liquor and substance abuse in his 20s during which he savagely beat a bar owner and his wife over a rent dispute, sending them to the hospital and forcing his wife and small sons to fend for themselves while he hid in the woods of a neighboring state from the Louisiana State Patrol for four months.
     After repeatedly kicking his wife and kids out of the house, Robertson finally straightened up.
     Nowadays, the only people Robertson assaults are LGBTs, with cherry-picked biblical clobber phrases from the Apostle Paul.
     Curiously, Robertson avoids Corinthians, even as he recites Romans with both relish and Johnny-come-lately piety.

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