Friday, May 24, 2013

AKSARBENT's DIY Pizza tips

If the instructions say to coat the crust with olive oil, do not fail to do this.

If the instructions say 5-7 minutes, do not leave it in the oven for 10, because you needed to finish reading something on the Internet. Not only will the Internet still be there when you return from the stove, it will have grown by several million web pages. Your pizza, on the other hand, may have shrunk.

Do not attempt, by adding some spaghetti sauce, to resuscitate a pizza you rendered dessicated by ignoring the above instructions.

Culinary integrity will not be mocked by your half-assed do-overs.

P.S. Neglecting to add "fresh basil leaves" doesn't matter in the slightest.

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