Sunday, September 9, 2012

I'm going to ride this incredibly macho scooter from my home to my hypothetical job... as a lap dancer at the Greasy Pole

The music in the video is here, but the intro is a minute and ten seconds. Skip forward.



New Zealand Ride host Ketzal Sterling obviously is everything Mike Rowe could have been. His postmortem following his mythical shift as a lap dancer at the Greasy Pole:
Oh, hang on... They went out of business overnight. Now I'm a go-go dancer at a new venue called Fresh Meat... the go-go- dancing is definitely preferable to the lap dancing if you're that way inclined.

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