Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Mike Huckabee version of unnatural law:
guinea pigs raising puppies

Jeremy Hooper at GoodAsYou remembered, after Mike Huckabee's recent statement deploring gay parents ("It will be years before we know whether or not our little guinea pigs turn out to be good at marriage and parenthood.") that Huckabee also affirmed (some time ago) support for an Arkansas law prohibiting same-sex couples from becoming adoptive or foster parents, saying "Children are not puppies."

And what a break they're not! Otherwise Huckabee's kid would be in the gas chamber, barring any behind-the-scenes string-pulling by his Machiavellian old man.

Keep your dog-killing kid away from me, Huckabee
Keep your son away from me, mofo.
Lemme see your middle finger, Mike
Mike! Lemme see your middle finger!

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