Thursday, January 27, 2011

Video: Hysterical Brett Favre fake Wrangler ad
— What should I do?

Quotes from the video:
What should I do?
Should I remind you that I've done this before?
What should I do?
Should I show my dick to people?
What should I do?
I am not a role model. I'm a jeans model.
Should I be who you want me to be?
Should I accept my role as the creepy old guy?
Should I just leave voice mails?
Maybe I should google "big dicks." Just text them.
Say it was mine. Yeah. That'd probably work!
If I end the video now, would you watch it again?
Keep me in the spotlight a little longer...
Wanna see my private jet?
My Peyton Manthing?
Wanna see my Danny Woodhead?
That's not even a joke — I just think he's a good player.
I named my penis after him.

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