Sunday, November 14, 2010

Vulture Nest To Be Broken Up

Rattled? Buyout King Steve Schwarzmann, Equity Capitalist
Dirk Wewers, a curator at the Allwetter Zoo in Muenster, Germany is breaking up the happy loft of a same sex vulture couple, because the boys are apparently too messy and because a female vulture at a Czech zoo needs to be impregnated.
     The male couple were "poor homemakers" said a zoo spokeswoman/
wrecker of a gay home, who obviously could write her own ticket in a job with Child Protective Services in Utah or Mike Huckabee.
     Disclaimer: no photo accompanying this piece depicts anyone considered to be a vulture gay.

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